Showing posts with label Week 11. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Week 11. Show all posts

Sunday, March 29, 2015

Week 11, Extra Reading Diary: West Africa (First Half)

West Africa

Thunder and Anansi
This story is about a man named Anansi who had a wife and children. There was a great famine in their land and as Anansi was looking out to sea, he saw a palm tree on an island. He was so hungry that he tried to figure out a way to get to it. There was an old boat that was near by so he went to the island and climbed the tree. When he threw the nuts down to the boat they went straight into the water. When he got down from the tree and jumped in the water after the nuts, he was all of a sudden in front of a cottage. The guy in the cottage told him he could have a pot that would "create" food when asked. Anasi was selfish and hid it from his family while they started. His son, Kweku Tsin, found out his secret and told his mom and family about it. To make Anansi suffer, they took the pot to town and tried to feed everyone. The pot melted from trying to produce so much food. Anansi went back to get another pot and the man gave him a stick. The stick then proceeded to beat the snot out of him. The end. I'm not really sure what Thunder had to do with this story though...

Palm Tree at Buffalo Beach, Whitianga. Source: Wikimedia Commons.


Tit for Tat
In this story, there is yet another (or the same) famine going on. Anansi's son, Kweku Tsin, had found a spot where there was ample animals to kill. He would go there and kill an animal and then sell it, which meant he was making a lot of money. His father got jealous and decided to find out where all the animals were. His father found them and killed them all and then tried to take them into town to sell them. His son figured out what he was up to, and rigged up a "god" that he put in his father's path and basically conned him out of all of the meat he was going to sell. The son ended up with all the meat and was able to sell it and became rich. After the famine was over, the son had a big feast and told the story about his dad and the "god" and embarrassed the snot out of his dad :)

Saturday, March 28, 2015

Week 11, Reading Diary A: Celtic Fairy Tales I

Celtic Fairy Tales I

The Field of Boliauns
This story is about a man named Tom that saw a Leprechaun one day. The Leprechaun has a pitcher of beer and Tom wants to try it out. The Leprechaun was not very nice and was kind of being a bi*ch about it, so Tom got pissed and snatched him up, spilling the pitcher of beer in the process. That really made Tom mad, so he told the Leprechaun that he would kill him if he did not show him where his gold was. The Leprechaun told him it was under a specific boliaun in a field full of boliauns. Tom didn't have anything to dig with, so he put a red garter on the boliaun and went to get a shovel. He told the Leprechaun not to touch the garter, which he didn't. When Tom came back though, all the boliauns in the field had an identical red garter.


Leprechaun engraving. Source: Wikimedia Commons.


This story was also an interesting one and sounded vaguely similar to Snow White. There once was a king whose wife was named Silver-tree and whose daughter was named Gold-tree. Silver-tree would ask the trout in the well who the most beautiful queen in the world was and he would always answer Gold-tree. As you can imagine, Silver-tree tried to kill her daughter three different times. The third time was not the charm, though, since she ended up dying of poisoning.

Week 11, Reading Diary B: Celtic Fairy Tales I

Celtic Fairy Tales I
This weeks reading has been very interesting!

King O'Toole and His Goose
This story is about a King that loved to hunt. As he grew older, he was unable to keep up his hunting, but got a goose to keep him company and to do some hunting for him. The goose would swim over the lake and catch fish for the King on Friday's. After time, the goose grew old too. Along comes St. Kavin, and he tells the King that he will make his goose young again if he gives St. Kavin the land that the goose flies over. Not long after that the goose was hunting for fish and accidentally grabbed an eel that killed her, although it wouldn't eat her since she had been blessed.



The Tale of Ivan
This story is about a man named Ivan who goes to work for a farmer away from his home. The farmer said he would tell Ivan a piece of advice instead of his wages. This happened for three years straight.

The advice given was:
1. Never leave the old road for the sake of a new one
2. Never lodge where an old man is married to a young woman
3. Honesty is the best policy

15 Signs He or She May Be A Golddigger by Jiposhy.com. Source: Flikr

After three years, the farmer gave Ivan a cake and told him to break it as soon as they were at their happiest. Long story short, the advice saved Ivan's hide two times and the last time it lead to him getting a job as a servant of the King. After he and his wife opened the cake, the three years wages was in the middle.

Week 11, Storytelling: Foolish George

There once was a boy named George that lived on a farm with his mother and father. He was an only child and his father was a drunk. Some days his father would wander around in the woods behind the farm and George would follow him to make sure that he did not hurt himself. One day his father broke his ankle in a hole but he wasn’t strong enough to support him so he could walk back to the house. His father told him to run back to the farm and get a hand saw. When he came back, his father pointed to a thick limb and had him cut it down. There was a V-shape at the top that worked perfectly as a crutch. After some extra pruning, his father and George made their way back to the house. 

Years later, George was just an old homeless man living under a bridge in London. Everyday he would go beg on the streets for money, food, or whatever anyone was willing to give. The only possession he had was the walking stick that his father had used when he was a boy and had kept for the rest of his life. George always took the stick with him no matter where he went because it was his only possession. 

One day while George was on the corner begging, a man in a suit was walking by and stopped in front of him

“Where did you get that stick?”, the man asked excitedly.


“I’ve had this since I was a boy, I didn’t steal it sir!”, George answered defensively.


“I’m sorry, I did not mean to offend you”, the man started, “but was only interested in where you cut your stick from.”


George thought about whether or not to answer the man and he figured what harm could come from telling him. “I cut it for my father when I was a child at our old homestead, but it has long been sold and tore down.”


“That is okay. Can you remember how to get to the property and the tree?” the man asked, still visibly excited.


“Yes, I can. Why do you want to know?”


“Because I, dear sir, am going to make both of us very rich!”


The man immediately grabbed George by the arm and began to drag him down the street with him. As they walked, George learned that the man’s name was Gwydion, an old and powerful sorcerer and that had been looking for the tree for a very long time. George did not believe him at first since he looked like a man in his 30’s and was wearing a business suit. Gwydion took George to the passenger side of a very expensive car and helped him inside. They took off immediately with George giving directions.

When they arrived at the property, Gwydion went to the trunk and pulled out two shovels. He carried them and followed George as he instructed George to lead him to the tree. When they arrived, Gwydion asked if George would help him dig. George figured what did he have to lose.

They soon came to a flat rock and Gwydion seemed to be about to bust out of his skin.

“What has got you so excited, boy?” asked George.

“Like I said, old man, I have been searching for this tree for a very long time, longer than you have been alive. Will you come with me?” Gwydion asked as he pulled back the rock and exposed a staircase.

When George peered into the hole, he was scared. More scared than he had ever been, but Gwydion had assured him that it was perfectly safe and that he would soon have more money than he knew what to do with. George had never had money and had even less the older he got. He was starting to get excited himself and soon he was about to bust out of his skin with excitement also.

As they descended the stairs, the first thing they saw was a bell. George leaned over, getting close since it was dark.

“DO NOT touch that if you know what is good for you.” Gwydion half yelled. “Just whatever you do, do not. Touch. That. Bell.”

As they ventured further into the cave, they came to an open cavern. The floor was covered in rows and rows of sleeping warriors, their hands folded over their chests. In the middle of the room was a round table, all of the men there were bent over the table and sleeping themselves. But at the head of the table was a man who seemed to defy description. He was tall, even sitting down, you could tell that. He had a very handsome face and was adorned in jewelry and a crown.

“That, is King Arthur.” Gwydion pointed and whispered to George.

“THE King Arthur?” George asked. He could not believe what he was seeing. This was a myth that mothers and fathers told their boys when they were little, not a real living man.

“They are asleep, and I assure you they are real, but they are not mortal.” Gwydion said. 
“They have been placed here by Arthur himself to come back when they are needed most. The bell is what will wake them, so no matter what, again, do NOT touch the bell on the way out.”

At that moment George noticed the big pile of gold at the back of the cavern. They both grabbed their fill and were headed out when George decided he wanted to meet King Arthur and wanted to see what it would look like if all of those warriors stood up at once. As they were leaving, he reached over and rang the bell as loud as he could. 

Gwydion turned around and yelled “FOOL! You have doomed yourself now.”

At that moment George turned back to face the cavern and found himself face to face with the great King. George didn’t have a moment to get a word out. He was grabbed by the throat and dragged back to the cavern. King Arthur laid him down next to a warrior and touched him on the head. George fell into a deep sleep along with the other warriors only to be awoken when they were needed most.


(King Arthur, Pyle. Source: Wikimedia Commons)

Authors Notes: This story is based on the story of Arthur in the Cave in the Welsch (Thomas) Unit. I originally wrote this story during the second week of class. I, obviously, had not figured out how exactly everything worked, so I wrote a story based on my extra reading of that week, which was Ovid's Metamorphosis I. My reading this week was the first Celtic Fairy Tales.