Showing posts with label Week 10. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Week 10. Show all posts

Friday, March 27, 2015

Week 10, Extra Reading Diary: Brothers Grimm (Hunt) (Second Half)

Brothers Grimm Hunt, Second Half

This story was so awesome. I haven't heard of this retold anywhere before so it was exciting to read a Grimm story without any kind of preconceived notions. This story is about a man who is good at nothing but fighting in wars. His brothers are douches and won't help him out when the war is over. He ends up meeting the devil and is told that if he can wear a bearskin for 7 years without taking a bath or combing his hair he would have a good life and the coat he had during those 7 years would always have money in it. The man then helps an old guy who has 3 daughters. Of course the older ones don't want anything to do with him cause he's filthy and hasn't taken a bath in 5 years, but the youngest one agrees to marry him for helping her father. After 2 more years, he is able to take a bath and is awesome looking and goes back to get his bride, but the 2 older sisters are fawning all over him and he then tells them, beotch please, you didn't want anything to do with me before, I'm here for your hot younger sister. And they live happily ever after.

A Desert Hedgehog by Max Korostischeveski. Source: Wikimedia Commons.

This story was also very cool since I had never heard anything about it either. This couple has a kid that is half hedgehog and half boy. The family gets tired of having him around because hes weird so the boy rides a rooster into the forest and hangs out in the trees all day watching his pigs. There are 2 kings that get lost in the forest. One's daughter is a beotch and she gets her comeuppances later after hedgehog boy pokes the crap out of her with his spikes. The other kings daughter isn't that crazy about him, but she does what she has to do. Somehow the hedgehog part of the boy is burned off (?) and he is now a handsome young man. So the 2nd king wins the game.


Saturday, March 21, 2015

Week 10, Storytelling: Sticks and Bones

In a small metaphysical shop in the middle of the French Quarter, there is a woman standing outside her door. Her shop has been here for over forty years and is full of new things and of things older than she is. This is the first place visitors go on their witchery tours of New Orleans. She is known to her friends and customers as Miriam, but her true identity is much more...serious.


After the tour joins her, Miriam scuttles around her shop as the new group shifts about looking at things, picking them up, turning them over in their hands. She stops and talks to everyone that is there. Usually, people only buy one or two things, just to say they bought something at a ‘real Voodoo store in New ‘awlins’, but sometimes she had special visitors show up. Today, that person was in this group and she was a powerful one. The girl wasn’t aware of her full potential, but Miriam could see it right away. As the girl went from shelf to shelf, running her hands over some stones, she stopped in front of a set of bones. She stood there and cocked her head like she was trying to make sense of them. Miriam walked up behind her and stood for a minute and watched. Miriam stepped beside her and touched her arm.


“Those are bones for throwing,” she said softly.


“What is that?” the woman said as she turned her head slightly and looked at Miriam out of the corner of eye.


“It’s a way of telling the future, like tea leaf reading, tarot, or palm reading. What is your name, honey?” Miriam asked.


“Lucy,” she returned with a smile. There was something about this old lady she liked, she thought.


“Well, Lucy, you ought to pick out a pair and maybe I can show you how to work them.”


“Oh, no, I can’t,” she said as she flipped over the bag to look at the price. “Yeah, I can’t,” she sighed as she placed them back on the shelf. “I’ve overspent on this trip already. These aren’t that much, I know, but I just can’t.”


Miriam looked around and turned back to Lucy. “Can you come back later, by yourself?”


“Uh...yes, ma’am. Probably so, why?” Lucy asked timidly.


“Well, you just come back by around nine and we will talk then,” Miriam said as she gave her a little wink.


“Oh, I better get going! it looks like the tour is leaving me,” Lucy said as she started walking towards the door. “I will see you later!” she called behind her as she waved goodbye.





At nine o’clock, the bell over the door rang as Lucy walked in. She looked around at the shop she had visited earlier during the day. It had a whole different feel at night. Candles were lit and there was a thicker incense smell than before, too. She breathed deeply and closed her eyes. As she was exhaling, Miriam walked out from the back of the store.


“Hello, Lucy. I’m so glad you came back,” Miriam said as she walked up to Lucy and grabbed both of her hands.


“Me too,” Lucy said as Miriam gave her hands a squeeze.


“Well, let’s just cut right to the chase shall we. I don’t know if you know it or not, but you are one powerful little girl,” Miriam said as she walked towards the back of the store.


Lucy stopped in mid-step. “What are you talking about? This,” she gestured around the room referencing Voodoo in general. “You’re kidding me, right?”


“No, I’m not, and I don’t think we have time to ease you into this. Things are a little more...dire than I realized earlier today,” Miriam spat as she grabbed Lucy by the arm and started pulling her to the back room.


The room was small with a little table centered in front of the fireplace. There were small altars all around the room, each one designated for a different deity or ancestor. Miriam gestured at one of the seats.


“Sit down, please. We need to get started,” Miriam said as she sat down and grabbed a bag from underneath her chair. It was the bag that Lucy had been looking at earlier.


“Wow, well, this escalated quickly,” Lucy laughed a little to herself.


“Yes, well, like I said, we don’t have much time to waste. My time has grown…short,” Miriam said as she poured the bones out on the table.


“First off, my name is Miriam. I am a priestess of Voodoo, as you probably already know, but I have another purpose,” Miriam said and looked at Lucy. She wasn’t sure if the child was ready for what she was fixin’ to lay on her, but she didn’t have a choice. “What I really am is death, not like what you think of as death, but that is my role.”


Lucy sat back in her chair and stared at Miriam. This is a dream, she thought, a really bad freaked out dream. Did she get some bad weed from that guy last night or what? But the more she sat processing what Miriam just said, the more right it felt. Why it felt right, she wasn’t sure, but she trusted her gut and it had never steered her wrong before.


“OK,” Lucy said. She inhaled and exhaled loudly. “What does that mean?”


Miriam was taken aback at how well Lucy just took that little bit of information. Maybe she was more capable than she originally thought, which would make the transition much easier.


“Well, that means that every night, I sit down at this table and the outcome decides the fate of the souls on this earth. Have you heard the saying ‘Sticks and stones may break my bones’...? Well, in this case, it’s ‘Sticks and bones’ but the words will hurt you.”

Lucy and Miriam leaned in close over the table and began discussing what would come next. As Miriam grabbed the bones and threw them down on the table, the candlelight touched her smile.


Affaire de Bizoton 1864. Source: Wikimedia Commons.



Author's Note: This story is inspired by the tale The First War that is included in the Apache Tales unit. When I read the first paragraph of the story, it mentioned how the Raven was in charge of divining whether people would live or die by throwing a stick and then the stone pestle I thought it would be an interesting and fun twist to the idea of the ‘stick and stone’ to write something that fit in with the saying "sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me." As I was typing this saying, trying to develop the story in my head, I thought about an old voodoo witch sitting at a table in a dark room throwing bones for divination, so that seemed to be the way this story ended up going. As I was writing the story, it took on a life of its own. Lucy wasn’t even a main character until I had gotten through about a quarter of the dialog. I then had to go back and work Lucy into the first couple of paragraphs to help tie everything together. The name of the main character is the name of a real Voodoo priestess.


Bibliography: Jicarilla Apache Texts edited by Pliny Earle Goddard (1911) New York: Anthropological Papers of the American Museum of Natural History, Vol. VIII.

Week 10, Reading Diary B: Apache

Apache Tales Part 2
This section is a little more coherent, but there IS a story where a coyote's poop talks to him. I'm not sure why or how, but it did...yup, that happened :)

Supernatural Person in the Lake
In this story a woman gave her son the gift of becoming a medicine man. He killed some antelopes for her and then she wanted her gift back. Of course, he said no and told her he had given it to the 'supernatural' one, so she cursed him. He left and went to his own country and lived at the bottom of a lake. People tried to find him but couldn't. Two years later, the people were on their way to war. They stopped by the body of water where the son was and he started talking to them and recognized them as his people. He gave them a buffalo and asked them to smoke a pipe with him. He tells them when to attack and how to get the horses they want, he only asks for the black one with a white spot. They get the horses and let go of the black one by the water and the horse went into the lake.


Photo by thes26800. Source: Pixabay.

This story actually made me sad a little.
Coyote saw a deer with her fawns and wanted to know how she got them spotted. She told him that they were born that way. He didn't believe her and kept bothering her, so she finally told him that she digs a hole, puts a pile of cedar in front of it and then puts her children in the hole, lights the cedar, and the sparks are what makes their spots. He did this to his children, but they started crying. He didn't hear them(?) and left them there until the fire burned down. When he went to get them out, he took their pulled back lips as joy at being "so beautifully spotted". When he went to pull them out of the hole, one of their arms fell off. Coyote was so mad that he set the willows where the deers were on fire, but the deer had already left. 

Week 10, Reading Diary A: Apache

Apache Tales
When I was reading this section, I noticed that the number four is very prevalent within Apache culture as it is with Creek culture. I thought that was interesting how those two different tribes both have the same connection with the same number.

The Emergence
This story is about the beginning. People were coming and "he" made a mountain with reeds in the center. The reeds were twisted by four girls and wouldn't grow. So, the people made four ladders, one each of black, blue, yellow, and multi-colored. All the people climbed the ladder until they were all worn out. Everyone made it except for one old man and one old woman then everyone went away under the four different chiefs.

The First War
This story is about a raven that would determine whether people should die or not. He threw a stick in the water and it floated. He then threw a stone muller, which is like a grinding stone, into the water and it sunk and then people began to die. The people moved away into the four directions but couldn't sleep. The two old people, which I assume is the same two old people from the last story, gave the people four lice. There is a wounded chief.


Neolithic groundstone picture by Jose-Manuel Benito Alvarez. Source: Wikimedia Commons.

The rest of the stories are a discombobulated mess just like the Eskimo stories, but not near as bad. I can only assume that it is this horrible because of the people making the translations since natives never wrote anything down and it was all passed by word of mouth. There is one story about a boy turning into a bear also. I think I might take the "sticks and stones" section of The First War story and see what I can come up with for my storytelling this week.